Happy Father’s Day

Jack:  Dad?

Ace: (over shower noise) Yes?

Jack:  Is it OK if I use the bathroom while you’re in here?  I have to go.

Ace:  I don’t care.  Just don’t flush the toilet or you’ll roast me alive.

Jack:  Okay.  (pause) Happy Father’s Day.

Ace:  (laughs) Happy Father’s Day.

Jack:  You know, I’ll bet [babbles about video game].

[flushes toilet]