Best Quotes of the Weekend II

Posted by Ace on July 13th, 2009 filed in quotes

“Sometimes I try to blow things up just by using the power of my mind.”

-Jack, while entering the supermarket

Jack (playing Mad Libs):  I need a boy’s name.

Ace:  Fred.

J:  Fred???

A:  Yeah, Fred will work.

J:  What if there’s a girl named Fred?

A:  What are you, watching “Angel”?

“Over the past few years I’ve come to the realization that nothing ever changes and no one ever learns from their mistakes.”

-me, to a former coworker, in a dream I had

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